bravadopinfire:

zavalicious:

thingsthatsoundlikefacts:

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

Purifying thots by fire.

back-that-sass-up:

thedoctorsawkwardhufflepuff:

What really bothers me is that staff thinks it needs to make this site “safe for children” like have you seen this place? Get rid of the pedophiles and child porn by all means please, make it safe for teens sure, but no 9 year old should be using tumblr so I think you’re in the clear there. I don’t get it like what did staff just wake up one morning, and look at this site like

“…Hmm…”

GREAT USE OF JOHN MULANEY REFERENCE

GOOD JOB OP

positivity-center:

Mood: loving you and believing you can do anything you want.

50shadesof-impregnation: